29 June 2005

while(!Coffee) _Panic()

  • Why did the Sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside?
  • The Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee Machines
  • The perfect morning: coffee, surfing, and cold pizza.
  • RISING.SUN detected : (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep?
  • Instant Programmer: Just add caffeine
  • I'm on a low-fat, high stress diet .... coffee and fingernails.
  • if( pot.coffee == EMPTY ) { programmer->;brain = OFF };
  • hiGhEr bRAiN malFUnCtiON ... inSERt COFfEe.
  • Flow Chart : A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine.
  • DISCLAIMER: This mail was answered before my first coffee.
  • Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.
  • The Goddess Loves You! Just don't push it till she's had her coffee!
  • Just bring me my coffee, and s-l-o-w-l-y back away.
  • There is no such thing as sleep deprivation, there's only caffeine deficiency.
  • Grounds for divorce :
    1453 - Turkish law makes it legal for a woman to divorce her
    husband if he fails to provide her with her daily coffee quota.
  • Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
  • Everybody should believe something, I believe I'll have more coffee.
  • Drink your coffee strong and black, you'll never be latte!
  • Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.
  • Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
  • A morning without coffee is like something without ... something else

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