while(!Coffee) _Panic()

• Why did the Sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside?
• The Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee Machines
• The perfect morning: coffee, surfing, and cold pizza.
• RISING.SUN detected : (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep?
• Instant Programmer: Just add caffeine
• I'm on a low-fat, high stress diet .... coffee and fingernails.
• if( pot.coffee == EMPTY ) { programmer->;brain = OFF };
• hiGhEr bRAiN malFUnCtiON ... inSERt COFfEe.
• Flow Chart : A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine.
• DISCLAIMER: This mail was answered before my first coffee.
• Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.
• The Goddess Loves You! Just don't push it till she's had her coffee!
• Just bring me my coffee, and s-l-o-w-l-y back away.
• There is no such thing as sleep deprivation, there's only caffeine deficiency.
• Grounds for divorce :
  1453 - Turkish law makes it legal for a woman to divorce her
  husband if he fails to provide her with her daily coffee quota.
• Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
• Everybody should believe something, I believe I'll have more coffee.
• Drink your coffee strong and black, you'll never be latte!
• Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.
• Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
• A morning without coffee is like something without ... something else